Best Beer Pong Team Names

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Beer pong is one of those games that you can set up anywhere and someone will always have a good time. Easy enough for drunken players, but you still need some skill. Enough that people even play it competitively! If that sounds like you, here’s some of the best beer pong team names for your next party or competition. 

Best Beer Pong Team Names

I don’t even drink beer… But I LOVE playing beer pong. I actually have an old ping pong table that’s long since lost its net that’s perfect for beer pong. Nothing brings life to a party quite like this classic drinking game. 

That doesn’t mean it’s not a real sport, though. You can team up and play against your friends at a party, or join a local beer pong competition. They’re frequently held at bars but more and more venues are starting to host beer pong tournaments – sometimes even without alcohol! 

In fact, beer pong is serious enough of a competition that there’s actually a World Series of Beer Pong. Held in Vegas, of course. But there’s big time prizes (up to $50,000 or more) and the event draws visitors from all over North America. Pretty cool!

Do you Fill Beer Pong Cups with Beer?

Honestly, we never fill the cups with actual beer. The idea of people picking up that ping pong ball over and over drying to drop it in your drink is kind of gross. Besides hands, you never know how clean that table is!

What I like to do is fill the cups up with water instead. It gives them enough weight, but they’re not wasteful (or sticky) if spilled. Plus nothing goes into your drink. Players keep their own drink of choice close by and they chug that instead of the cup’s contents when someone scores on them.

No mess and everyone gets to drink what they prefer!

How to Choose the Best Beer Pong Team Names for Your Group

Playing on a team means you’re going to have to make some sacrifices and concessions. Try and find a team name that everyone is comfortable with, but that they also enjoy.

  1. Choose a theme for your team name. Are you going to pick something that’s clever and funny? Maybe a pun-themed team name? If your gang is more edgy you might get away with one of the offensive beer pong team name ideas. It all depends on your team and what kind of impression you want to make on the group you’re playing with.
  2. Compile a list of ideas. They can be team names that you and your team members find online or that you think up yourselves. Maybe there’s something that really represents the team on a personal level, for example. Make sure everyone throws in their suggestions!
  3. Vote on a team name. This is democracy in action, people! Use an online voting system or just have everyone discuss the team names until you come to a consensus. It doesn’t really matter how you get there as long as no one is fighting. 

Other Beer Pong Team Name Choosing Tips

  • Play to your audience –  you don’t want the reference to be lost because it was too niche.
  • Keep it appropriate – if there are kids around avoid profane or vulgar team names out of respect.
  • Represent your team in the name – they might not know your name, but they’re going to learn the team’s name, so make it reflect your personalities.
  • Puns are always a good choice.
  • The best jokes don’t need an explanation. 

Best Beer Pong Team Names Based on Characters or Media

  • Long Pong Silver
  • King Pong
  • Cheech And Pong
  • Reservoir Grogs
  • A Pong Of Ice And Fire
  • Brew-Tang Clan
  • Yeastie Boys
  • Jabba The Cup 
  • My Little Pongy
  • Drink 182
  • To Infinity and B-Pong
  • Inglorious Beer Stars
  • Dead Liver Society
  • Kim Pong-un
  • 50 Shades Of Vomit
  • The Big Pong Theory

Drinking Themed Beer Pong Team Names

  • We Sink, You Drink
  • The Drinking Problems
  • Drinky and the Brain
  • I’ll Beer Right Back
  • Everybody Drinks
  • Tomorrow’s Hangover
  • Win Or Lose We Booze
  • We Needed An Excuse To Drink
  • We’re Already Drunk 
  • Shots Shots Shots
  • I Thought You Said RUM
  • Here 4 The Beer
  • Will Play For Alcohol
  • Designated Drinkers
  • Five o’clock somewhere
  • Alcohooligans
  • Girls Just Wanna Get Drunk
  • Go Home, You’re Drunk

Offensive Beer Pong Team Name Ideas

  • Two Guys (or girls), Six Cups
  • Balls Deep
  • Wet Balls
  • We Go Balls Deep
  • Cup My Balls
  • Alcoholics Anonymous Drop Outs
  • Pongography
  • 12 Inch Pong 
  • Your Mom’s Favorite Team
  • Barely Legal
  • Spitting Is For Quitters
  • One For The Road
  • Brews Your Daddy?
  • Dodging Under the Influence (DUI)

Funny Beer Pong Team Names

  • We Met 10 Minutes Ago
  • Good Cup, Bad Cup
  • Who’s Driving Tonight?
  • Take A Pitcher, It Will Last Longer
  • Big Fish In A Small Pong
  • Girls Just Wanna Get Drunk
  • Right or Pong
  • Sweat and Beers
  • We’re Always Thirsty
  • Hold My Beer!
  • Call Me an Uber
  • Beer Goggles Help us Aim
  • Smarty Pints
  • You Wine Some, You Booze Some
  • Stop… Miller Time
  • Ball Busters

Beer Pong Names for Couples

  • Beauty and the Drunk
  • Intoxicated Love
  • Who’s Driving Tonight?
  • Alcohol Keeps Us Together
  • Drunk And Drunker
  • Alcohol Keeps Us Together
  • Drinking For Two
  • Salt and Pepper
  • Two Pongs Don’t Make A Right
  • Double Trouble
  • This is a Strange Wine Tasting
  • He Sucks, I’m Good
  • Shake & Bake
  • Thunder And Lightning

Competitive Beer Pong Team Name Ideas

  • Hot Shots
  • Shoot Like Kobe, Drink Like Shaq
  • Of Coors We Will Win
  • Plastic Cup Assassins
  • Brewmasters
  • We Don’t Miss
  • One Shot Killers
  • Beer It On
  • Beer Bosses
  • Black and Brews
  • Drunken Survivors
  • Team Black Out
  • Still Sober
  • Forfeiterssaywhat
  • Thank You For Drinking

Geeky Beer Pong Team Name Ideas

  • Lagerball Z
  • C₂H₅OH
  • Low-Ping Players
  • Harry Ponger And The Goblet Of Beer
  • Han Solo [Cup] Shot First
  • Super Splash Brothers
  • Donkey Pong
  • The Teabaggers
  • Human Beer-ology

Hopefully after all that you have some inspiration when it comes to choosing the best beer pong team names for your group. Whether you’re playing at a house party, a bar, or somewhere else there’s plenty of reasons to get into a beer pong competition.

The most important part of choosing a name for your beer pong team is having fun with it! Whether that’s a name that’s funny, clever, referential, competitive, offensive, or something else that you dream up, make sure you pick a name that represents your team. 

Everett

Everett hates writing bios but loves writing other things. He's really into geek culture, travelling, and books. When not raising 5 kids, you'll probably find him blogging over at thebestnest.co or wasting way too much time on Twitter (@EvvyWrites).